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Links: Another Top 10 List!The only thing more annoying than a slow news day is complaining about it. So let’s just toss up some links without mentioning… oh, crap. • John McCain was in Bucks County today, and the Courier Times‘ J.D. Mullane was on the scene. He writes that McCain appears to be younger than Obama — why, of course! — and that all Republicans don’t believe in global warming: “However, the county Republicans are not crazy about McCain, that is clear. When McCain told them he believes in ‘climate change’ you could have heard a pin drop in the warehouse he was speaking at.” You see, when you put it in quotes, it’s an effective tactic of arguing your point. By “arguing your point,” I mean “make yourself look stupid.” [Courier Times] • Philadelphia has been ranked the 9th best city for design in America by Business Week. The entry begins with the hilarious words “great public transit.” [Business Week] • An Inga Saffron reports on the ranking with the headline, “Who Knew?” She also calls top-10 lists like Business Week’s Top 10 Design Cities annoying. Bonus point! [Skyline Online] • Hey, a new hotel is open. I’d totally stay at it if I didn’t live like 10 blocks away from it. And had money. [The Illadelph] • The 76ers are going to make a hard run at Josh Smith. Thank you for not going after Elton Brand, Eddie. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution via The 700 Level] |
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JD Mullane is the suburbanite Christine Flowers.
I am trying to imagine the underpinnings of a parallel universe in which McCain somehow looks younger than Obama.
It is not pleasant.
Seriously, you’re welcome to your political opinions whatever they may be, but “McCain looks younger than Obama?” I can’t begin to calculate the amount of crack you have to smoke to actually think that.