Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Abridged Daily News Columnists

John Baer: “A BAD PUN: Gov. Ed tries to push Pennsylvania forward, but he just can’t budge it.” The first step to stopping bad puns is admitting you have a problem. Eleven steps to go, John.

Update: Anyway, we now have a budget. Baer’s column is (as usual) pretty solid, but man, oh man, is the state budget the most boring thing in the history of the world.

Stu Bykofsky: Ha, ha, Stu doesn’t want to be fined $150 for dropping his cigarette butts on the ground. (Also: If you contest the littering fine and lose, it’s doubled. Guh-wah?)

Leave a Reply

Name *required

Mail *will not be published, required

Website

Submit