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Jun

20

Archie Hamburger Headed To Ohio?

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Oh no! Philadelphia Will Do favorite R.J. “Archie Hamburger” Umburger could be traded to Columbus, reports the Columbus Dispatch.

Who even knew Columbus had a team? Who even knew that on Friday afternoons I’d have to resort to hacky jokes like the previous sentence? (Okay, we all knew that one.) The story (cleverly headlined “Umberger?”) notes that ol’ Archie went to Ohio State and that the Flyers re-upped Jeff Carter for three years and $15 mil.

Umberger? [Columbus Dispatch via The 700 Level]
[Image via Big Ben News]
 
dmac | 1:23 PM | 1 Comment
Archie Hamburger, Flyers, Ohio, R.J. Umberger
 
  1. ALB Says: Jun 20 2:22 PM

    I hope they trade him for photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini.

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