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Jun

19

Get Off My Lawn, Valedictorians

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Aw, it’s time for Cherry Hill West to graduate. Congrats, kids! Now who’s the Valedictorian? Wait, what’s that?

If you’re going to Cherry Hill High School West’s graduation ceremony today, you might want to bring a midnight snack.

A record-setting six valedictorians will be making speeches.

Six valedictorians? Well that would certainly have ruined one of the plots in the last episode of Saved by the Bell. I hope all the schools’ athletes were named Most Valued Player as well.

Big send-off for C.H. West Class of 2008 [Courier-Post]
 
dmac | 10:14 AM | 1 Comment
Cherry Hill, Get Off My Lawn, Kids Nowadays, New Jersey, Valedictorians, WTF
 
  1. Adam B Says: Jun 19 5:26 PM

    Speaking of which, any sign of noted valedictorian/plagiarist Blair Hornstine?

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