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Jun

10

It’s Still Hot Today, Reports Everyone

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Yes, it’s a slow news week — everyone is too hot to do anything newsworthy — so there is news about the weather everywhere! It’s allegedly going to be 99 degrees today (and is currently 78 with “Haze,” whatever that is).

Those lucky schoolkids get off at noon again today. NBC 10, meanwhile, exposes the seedy underworld of swimming where no swimming signs are posted.

Despite the “no swimming” signs posted along the creek, they were still going in the water. “Well I don’t consider this swimming. I consider it wading,” one man told NBC 10.

One girl was asked, “Is it safe out here?” “Yeah, kind of. … It’s sort of safe out here, if you watch what you’re doing,” she said.

The station also gives a helpful tip: “Do not leave older people, children or pets alone in cars.” Look, I don’t think you should be doing that even in the winter.

Apparently, all of this is going to break sometime tonight; tomorrow will be a more pleasant 87 degrees.
 
dmac | 8:33 AM | 2 Comments
Heat, Heat Wave, NBC 10, Old People, Swimming, Weather
 
  1. Dark Horse John Says: Jun 10 8:50 AM

    D-Mac, I think you’re going to set a record for most mileage gotten out of a weather-related icon.

  2. N. W. C. Fields Says: Jun 10 9:55 AM

    The local jokes of TV stations love to over cover weather, since it means they don’t have to do any real journalism. It is like they are having a weathergasim.

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