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John: What kind of outrageous crime could I commit to get Booker off the front page?
John: Right now, the only thing I can come up with is “murder Chris Booker”
Dan: Well, a plane crash got on the front page yesterday, but that’s no fun.
Dan: Ooh, you could do an online survey of the top 10 something!
Dan: Even better, you could do a survey of the worst 10 American cities for [whatever] and put Philly #1!
John: Done and done.
Dan: Wait, murdering Chris Booker sounds much better. I didn’t mean to discourage you. Also, what’s Booker like? I only vaguely remember him from 120 Minutes. I’m pretty sure I should hate him, but I want to know why.
Please note: Philadelphia Will Do actively discourages you from murdering Chris Booker.
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