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Meanwhile, Also In Jersey…A man was arrested after authorities said he “stalked and beat three goslings to death with an umbrella in Middletown.” He was smiling after the event, witness said. What, he was just saving the schools some cash by keeping the geese off the football field! |
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My mom says a little wire fence works just as well, for some reason the geese cant figure out how to fly over it. She fought her housing association and won the right to leave her little wire fence up. now all the neighbors do it. She’s a rebel.