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OMG! College Kids Drinking Outside Ballpark!
The Pennsylvania state police didn’t have anything to do yesterday, so they invited NBC 10 along with them and busted around 100 underage drinkers outside Citizens Bank Park yesterday. The only good thing is that a bunch of Natty Light was poured out onto the ground. Ninety-one people over the age of 18 but under 21 were written up, while 9 people under 18 were also cited. One of the cited teenagers — he’s 19 — told NBC 10 he would be able to fight in a pointless war but can’t get plastered outside the ballpark so he can fight other drunks inside. Or something like that. Anyway, we’re all safer now, and the state has a bunch more money to bust more 20-year-olds drinking beer. Erhm. |
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And this was the lead story on the NBC 10 eleven oclock news, weak.
Dude, it was dollar dog nite at the Phillies.
There was riot-control cops at the stairs to all the cheap seats, and they definitely were needed.
Dollar Dog Nite always brings out Philadelphia’s Finest, and I don’t mean the cops.