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Jocelyn Kirsch Reaches Plea Agreement

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The excellent, professional graphic at right from NBC 10 can only mean one thing: It’s time for a hearing for Jocelyn Kirsch and Edward Anderton!

Sadly, though, Kirsch’s lawyer has said she has reached a plea agreement, preventing us from witnessing the hilarity of a trial. But I suppose it’s good for her and her family or whatever. The Associated Press reported Kirsch will plead guilty to “two counts of aggravated identity theft, one count of bank fraud and one count of money laundering.”

The deal would include prison time. As we all know, prison is a perfectly easy way for rehabilitation and she will no doubt be a better person when she leaves. Or she’ll have joined the Latin Kings.

Lawyer: Former Student, ID Fraud Suspect Signs Plea Deal [AP/NBC 10]

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