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Pigs Win! Pigs Win!
The Lehigh Valley IronPigs improved to a robust 5-28 yesterday with a 4-1 win over the Toledo Mud Hens. In Toledo! Brian Mazone improved to 4-3. Yes, one pitcher has 80 percent of the IronPigs’ wins. [Allentown Morning Call] |
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They rightfully belong in Ottawa not some godforsaken hell hole in a backwards hick state. Merde! Stupid Bud Selig hates Canada, just like the evil Canada haters who run the NHL now. We hate the Lehigh Valley IronPigs slightly less than the Washington Nationals, who should rightfully be Les Expos de Montréal. God, we hate sports thanks to these greedy sons of bitches who go and ruin things.
Excellent use of the word “robust,” D-Mac.
However, I am now confused as to whether this NWC Fields character is an asshole New Yorker or an asshole Canadian. I’ve met plenty of both and frankly the difference is usually much more obvious.
Unless N.W.C. is using the royal We, he (or she, or whatever) could be both an asshole Canadian AND an asshole New Yorker.
We have lived in both places and found them to be much more civilized. Now if you love baseball, you’ll probably love this!