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Pens-Flyers Seemingly Months Away
Ahh, yes, the Flyers. For some reason the NHL decided after all the excitement of the first two rounds, what the hockey players really needed was a week-long break so they can play hockey until June. I understand the players are tired and maybe a break means better hockey. But it’s leading to people writing “breaking news” stories about plots to put a Penguins statue on the Rocky Statue. Oh, no. What. ever. would. we. do. Meanwhile, check out the mother’s basement reference in this piece. Oh, no, Philadelphians make fun of Philadelphia! Please: Youse think guys from Pittsburgh would take some pointers from Philadelphians and bash their own city once in a while. The Flyers only need to be better than the Penguins in the Stanley Cup semifinals. Similarly, I only need to show that Philly is better than Pittsburgh. I don’t really even have to try to do that. |
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Fwiw - If my “mother’s basement” had Kerri-Lee in it, I’d stay right the fuck there.