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NBC 10 Investigates Miracle

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I know the NBC 10 investigators are good, but are they good enough to investigate a miracle from St. John Neumann? Yes, that’s what Lu Ann Cahn did the other night during a nearly five-minute piece: Investigate a miracle.

A woman has cancer, her husband just happens to be a previously-featured-on-NBC 10-forensic sculptor, he makes a new mask for St. John Neumann, a priest does some prayin’ and — wham! — no more cancer. These people aren’t religious, of course, and they don’t say “yes” when Cahn asks them if they’re going to go back to church. Score one for the nonreligious!

“Was there divine intervention?” Cahn asks, but NBC 10 can’t get comments from her doctors, who are all Know-Nothings. But everyone interviewed said it’s clearly a miracle, and Neumann will totally get another notch on his sainthood belt for this one. Video after the jump.

  1. R. M. Says: May 7 3:44 PM

    I love TV clips from crappy small market TV stations and I love Papists making fun of themselves with insane things like miracles attributed to saints.
    The douche bag anchor who introduces the piece seems to have less talent than Chuck Scarborough’s piss. No, strike that. The douche bag anchor who introduces the piece seems to have less talent than Chuck Scarborough’s dog’s piss. Yes, that is it.

  2. Paco Says: May 7 4:13 PM

    Me gusta mi sopa caliente.

  3. steve Says: May 8 9:08 AM

    the bigger miracle would be if Lu Ann Cahn finally rid her underwear drawer of all those “Granny Panties”

  4. steve Says: May 8 9:09 AM

    the bigger miracle would be if Lu Ann Cahn finally rid her underwear drawer of all those “Granny Panties”

  5. steve Says: May 8 9:09 AM

    the bigger miracle would be if Lu Ann Cahn finally rid her underwear drawer of all those “Granny Panties”

  6. Gina Says: May 28 11:47 AM

    Praise God!!! I have been praying for my daughter’s healing for several years through the intercession of St. John Neumann… Are we allowed to visit this church? Thank you for posting this story for all to see - it is a great source of comfort and hope.

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