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Philly Not Bad In Soot, Bad Everywhere Else
Time to pick on Pittsburgh, who the Flyers are playing in the Stanley Cup semifinals starting Friday. In another in a long line of meaningless rankings — this one rating “kinda meaningless” as opposed to “completely meaningless” — Pittsburgh has ranked #1 in the American Lung Association’s list of America’s Sootiest Cities. Not that Philly is doing any better. Philly got a 6.3 from stateoftheair.org and had 19 “orange days.” Shit! 19 orange days! a six-point-three! And, look, Philly is #11 in ozone and 22nd in short-term partical pollution. The State of the Air 2008 blog says it, uh, well:
Me, too! Anyway, where were we? Oh, yeah, Pittsburgh. Those sootmongers! |
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Air Quality, Great Sentences, People We Can Feel Superior To, Pittsburgh, Pollution, Soot, Vengeance Soon
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A Flyers fan on YouTube called it “Shitsburgh.”
I’m not Flyered Up, so I really don’t care.
Pittsadelphia
Filthburgh
Filthasmellphia. Our city smells a fuckload better than yours.
Filthasmellphia. Our city smells a fuckload better than yours.
Pittsshitpissdickcuntburgh. Your city sucks, and your fans double post.