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Apr

28

Western Pa. Country Jamberoo

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Since the Pirates beat the Phillies yesterday, let’s make fun of Western Pennsylvania! The ravishing bride at left is the former Christa Vattimo, who was married to David M. Wielechowski on Saturday.

Then they went to the Holiday Inn — the Motel 6 was completely booked — dafter their wedding, got into a fight and were both arrested:

According to a criminal complaint, the Wielechowskis had just checked into the Holiday Inn-McKnight Road in Ross and were ready to enter their room on the seventh floor when they began arguing. Dr. Wielechowski “then used a karate-style kick with his leg to kick Christa, knocking her to the floor,” the complaint reads.

Upon hearing her screams, two guests of the hotel who had been attending another wedding reception ran to Mrs. Wielechowski’s aid. But when they attempted to restrain Dr. Wielechowski, he began fighting the would-be rescuers only to have Mrs. Wielechowski “turn against [them] and also begin to assault them,” according to the complaint.

The fight moved from the hallway into an elevator, then spilled out onto the floor of the lobby, where Dr. and Mrs. Wielechowski picked up metal planters containing live plants and threw them into the elevator at the two rescuers, the complaint says.

Oh, yes, Mr. Wielechowski is a dentist, of course.

Meanwhile, in Bridgeville (also in Allegheny County), a man was arrested for annoying government officials by calling them and telling them they suck. The police chief said: “In section 2709 of the Pennsylvania crimes code, dealing with harassment, it specifically states that when a person, they harass, annoy or alarm an individual based upon the conduct, then it’s harassment.” Watch it, commenters, or I’m going to have you all arrested.
 
dmac | 1:08 PM | 11 Comments
Arrests, Holiday Inn, Pittsburgh, Weddings, Western Pennsylvania, WTF
 
  1. friendlynerd Says: Apr 28 1:27 PM

    I don’t care if this is our wedding night, don’t you EVER talk about molars like that again, you whore!

  2. 207 Says: Apr 28 1:53 PM

    It’s actually pretty common, from what I’ve heard, to get ganged up on that way if you try to protect a woman from an abusive man (*her* abusive man). You’re supposed to call the police instead… and they’ll ignore you because they don’t want to get beaten up, or something.

  3. Philadelphia City Council Says: Apr 28 1:55 PM

    DMAC, you suck!

  4. MBC Penis Says: Apr 28 1:58 PM

    DMAC, you blow chunks!

  5. ummm Says: Apr 28 2:22 PM

    the picture is on the right…

  6. shaikens Says: Apr 28 9:41 PM

    WOW… this story made my day. I wish it was on video.

  7. shaikens Says: Apr 28 9:42 PM

    WOW… this story made my day. I wish it was on video.

  8. monkey Says: Apr 28 10:52 PM

    I am not surprised. My prom was at that hotel. I think the prom queen had the same fight with her date…

  9. Scargosun Says: Apr 29 3:40 PM

    That was priceless. Whoo hoo. Love that I live on the eastern side of the state.

  10. Jon Says: Apr 29 3:51 PM

    I like living in the Eastern part of the state, too. There are more liberals and fewer Bush loving conservatives who hate the poor, minorities, women and homosexuals.

    I love the Northeast!

  11. Jon Says: Apr 29 3:54 PM

    Oh yeah, we also have the only City Council with the balls to stand up to big greedy businesses and work to ban things like foie gras, trans fats, smoking and unsafe rental properties.

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