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Wells: Assume All Pro Athletes Are Gay“In order to relieve the pressure on those in the closet, we should assume that all professional football players, without exception, are gay.” That’s ex-PW A&E editor Steven Wells in The Guardian. Aww, we miss you, Steven! |
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i peed my pants with lulz
Pro athletes don’t care about poor people!
You aren’t fooling me. I know you’re a Bush lover who probably taps his foot in airport bathroom stalls.
You’re right, though, pro athletes are coddled and worshiped so much by society that they become selfish and care about nobody but themselves. They also tend to endorse Republican candidates, which is clear proof of their hatred for the poor, minorities, women and homosexuals. The government should raise their taxes so that they are actually useful to society instead of simply corrupting it.
You de realise that he’s talking about proper football, what you might call “soccer”, and not that bunch of drug addled mutants running about in Kevlar for ten seconds a time known as “American football” don’t you?