Apr28 |
Toddlers! On The Casino Floor! Oh Noes!
The Gaming Control Board has filed a complaint about Philadelphia Park Casino, claiming toddlers were on the casino floor on several occasions. Oh, no, won’t someone think of the children! Clearly, children should be left in a room with strangers (or something) rather than hang with their parents as they throw their money way. KYW’s Tony Romeo reports some toddlers were actually gambling themselves, even though they don’t even know what gambling is.
When will the terror of toddlers pulling the casino lever for their grandparents end? Phila. Park Accused Of Having Toddlers On Casino Floor [KYW 1060] |
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The government needs to make a law requiring casinos to provide guidance to parents and children on the dangers of gambling and its addictive properties. Anyone who enters a casino should undergo a 45-60 minute informational session on children and gambling before they are allowed on the floor.
The government needs to pass a law that hippies who want a law against everything they deem harmful come up with a detailed analysis of how to pay for it.
And no, “take it from a corporation” doesn’t count.
It can be paid for by a tax on selfish rich people.