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Leftovers: Pet Detective!• Jungle Joe, Pet Detective — I swear I am not making that up, that’s what he calls himself — wants to open a zoo in Bucks County because his house is overrun with animals now. [Courier Times] • Oh, the city’s still planning on kicking out the Boy Scouts unless the national chapter decides to admit gays, which they won’t do. Oh, I am more tired of this story than I am of Joey Vento. [KYW 1060] • Hey, Brian Hickey wrote his campaign recap thingy and it’s pretty much clear-headed and such. Sadness! [Philly Blunt] • A man up in the Alpha, New Jersey, allegedly got his friend and went and beat up a neighbor he didn’t like with a baseball bat and a stick. So, kinda like with two sticks. [PennLive via Walkoff Walk] |
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The Boy Scouts of America are an ultra-conservative organization that, if it weren’t illegal, would indoctrinate all our children in how best to operate a “fag-burning furnace” or a Nazi-style gas chamber to kill homosexuals with. I’m very grateful that such behavior is illegal in this country, but that still doesn’t go far enough. The government needs to force these homophobes admit homosexuals as at least 20% of their new membership every year. That would ensure that children who join the boy scouts are all taught tolerance toward homosexuals, whether their Bush loving parents want it or not.
Jungle Joe, Pet Detective doesn’t care about poor people!