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N.J. Cop Charged With Sex With Cow
A cop in Moorestown, N.J. — America’s greatest place to live, or something — was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls. And now, naturally, he’s facing more charges related to sex he allegedly had with a cow. Yes, Officer Robert Melia Jr. allegedly engaged in sex with cows four times between June and December of 2006. What makes this even more amazing is Terrell Owens was in the background while this man was having sex with cows! Unbelievable! Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows [CBS 3] |
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What’s black and white and ridden by a New Jersey cop? A cow.
A cop having sex with a cow. Gives a whole new meaning to mooving violation.
The cop was udderly stupid for getting caught.
What’s black and white and ridden by a New Jersey cop? A cow.
A cop having sex with a cow. Gives a whole new meaning to mooving violation.
The cop was udderly stupid for getting caught.
The cow was probably wondering why the cop was using his pinky finger instead of what he should have been using.
I guess he was just trying to get a little milk for all those donuts…..
I wonder if he was thinking of Alycia Lane in a bikini while he had sex with the cows.
Girlfriend or Cow? Cow or Girlfriend? What a choice. Maybe he couldn’t tell the difference.
That’s just some sick sh*t. It really makes me wonder what standards (if any) the police departments of the U.S. hold for incoming officers. Also, it makes me want to ask the “cow cop” himself, “What the f**k is wrong with you?” Get his diseased a*s some professional help!
I applied for a job as a cop once and they asked me “have you ever had sex with a cow”? so I didn’t get the job. It makes me mad, cuz that guy must’ve either lied during the interview or waited until after he got hired to start having sex with cows.
Well, how do you think syphillus, a disease that is carried by sheep, was introduced to the human species?
Anyway, he looks like he came from a place where cows are routinely manhandled.
if his squad-car broke down, he could always ‘hoof’ it…
was it a black or white cow? some people love them some CHOCOLATE milk…
seriously, tho— was he on duty? or on DOODIE?
ohh– bada BING–
hey– is he an AC/DC fan? DOES he like ANGUS YOUNG> or YOUNG ANGUS? ohh–i am on fire…
wow- so anyway, he was a cop in moo jersey? isnt that funny… not
well i could go on all night, but i have to get back to my comedic legendary thought process… happy to grace you all with my presence…
i bet that cop could get off — on temporary insanity…because the cow was clearly masturbating before hand… and the cop was just hungy for some beef stroganoff (beef-strokin’ off)
mmmmmm
beeeeeef….
is this thing on?
‘tap’ ‘tap’
if his squad-car broke down, he could always ‘hoof’ it…
was it a black or white cow? some people love them some CHOCOLATE milk…
seriously, tho— was he on duty? or on DOODIE?
ohh– bada BING–
hey– is he an AC/DC fan? DOES he like ANGUS YOUNG> or YOUNG ANGUS? ohh–i am on fire…
wow- so anyway, he was a cop in moo jersey? isnt that funny… not
well i could go on all night, but i have to get back to my comedic legendary thought process… happy to grace you all with my presence…
i bet that cop could get off — on temporary insanity…because the cow was clearly masturbating before hand… and the cop was just hungy for some beef stroganoff (beef-strokin’ off)
mmmmmm
beeeeeef….
is this thing on?
‘tap’ ‘tap’
This guy obviously was just investigating a new way to tell if a cow is pregnant, stick it in, if the calf gives you head, she’s pregnant…