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Local Blogger Heroically Cancels Out Conservative Radio Host’s Clinton Vote
Early last month, local conservative radio host and Bulletin columnist Dom Giordano decided to switch his party affiliation to Democratic in order to vote for Hillary Clinton. Since we don’t have any celebrities in this town, even the local gossip columns wrote about this move! He said he was switching because he felt Clinton was the best candidate and that she’d be easier for John McCain to beat in November. “It might be the vote I remember for my lifetime,” Giordano wrote. “And it might be my best vote.” Well, ha ha, Dom Giordano, get this: I specifically switched from not affiliated to Democrat to vote for Barack Obama to cancel out your vote. Your vote didn’t count! I did this not out of any affinity for Barack Obama or distaste for Hillary Clinton, or even really out of any hatred for you or John “Walnuts” McCain. I pretty much just wanted to ruin your plan just for the fun of ruining it. And, oh boy, was it fun! I didn’t even want to vote for Obama. He annoys me with his message of hope and change and his supporters are almost as annoying as Ron Paul’s. I wouldn’t have switched over to Democrat to vote for the Hopemonger if not for the opportunity to ruin this dude’s plan. (I’ll have no problem voting for Obama in the general, if only to vote against John McCain.) Now somebody tell him. Or don’t, really, because I’ll know his vote didn’t count and that’s really all that matters. (Unless my plan didn’t work; I was still marked as “not affiliated” in the book at my polling place. But, if that’s the case, then I exposed a flaw in the state’s voting system. A hero either way!) In my brief time as a Democrat — I’ll be switching back when I get a chance — I voted for Brian Hickey for First District Senate and Chrissmari for State Treasurer. |
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2008 Election Day, Barack Obama, Brian Hickey, Chrissmari, Dom Giordano, Hillary Clinton, Trolling IRL
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LOL! This is certainly the funniest and most amusing piece of news that I even came into following a Google News front page article. Hats off!
Dear D-Mac,
I just happened upon this site/post. I’m not a Pennsylvanian (Californian), I am a Democrat (liberal), not happy with either candidate (but frankly I’ve purged the Clintons from my rolodex-She’s shown herself to be a real piece of work, as deceitful as the worst of all politicians), but I have to thank you for addressing this situation. The crossover voter with larceny in his heart.
We were given a gift, a system of government that if we handle it with respect and care, will enable us to live together as best as possible in peace and harmony with others whom we’d just as soon strangle.
Anyway, thanks.
Thank you, D-Mac, that was good! By the way, I’m not a fan of sabotaging the other party’s primary. It’s immoral (not on the level of murder, obviously, but immoral nonetheless), and technically against the law in most states. So for those supposedly morally-superior elitist Republicans, DON’T DO IT. And in the future, the same goes for those supposedly morally-superior elitist Democrats.
What, you didn’t write me in for anything? :(
Nice one.
Now if only we could show those flagging-loving-yet-apparently-law-breaking Limbaugh nitheads that vote fraud is an immoral and un-American practice.
Until then, fight fire with fire.
I am glad you voted for Obama.
We average citizens, Republicans, Democrats and Independents alike, have been subjected to the destructive policies of the Bushites for long enough.
Bush has created an America that is worse than anyone’s dystopian nightmare.
John McCain is just more Bush.
You can “Depends” on McCain for more of the same Bush Polices.
I am done listening to Limbaugh… he has become creepy and a little insane.
I think the years of drug abuse have really had an impact on Rush Limbaugh’s mental faculties.
I hate Republicans. Everything that’s wrong with the world is because of them. It would be so wonderful if the whole world were a Democrat just like me. Everything would be perfect then.
Fixed: I hate Republicans. Everything that’s wrong with Philadelphia is because of them. It would be so wonderful if the whole world were a Democrat just like Philadelphia. Everything would be perfect then.
Philadelphia is way ahead of its time in doing the right thing for its citizens. The problem is that the rich elitist Republicans don’t care about the poor and refuse to pay their taxes.
How can a republican screw up things in Philadelphia if they can barely hang on as a minority party in this city?
Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid of the two with no experience, people. Be smarter than that. Vote McCain.
McCain is a rich elitist Republican. If you elect him he’ll put all homosexuals in a gas chamber and kill them. You’ll be responsible for genocide if you vote for him.
Congrats, you’re still a loser. Why don’t you become a real an hero?
Sage this shit.
John McCain wants to grind up poor people and sell them as dog food. He hates anyone who isn’t rich and snobby.
John McCain wants to blow up the earth while farting out “She’ll Be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain” on a kazoo. That bastard.
I like the feeling of John McCain’s walnuts in my anus.
i would be the best state treasurer ever kthnx
Nice. Keep playing those political games and this country will keep getting more and more fucked up. Way to lead by example, PW.
I used to think you were more mature than Citypaper. If I were a supreme dictator, you’d be the first media publication I’d extinguish.