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Chelsea Clinton Has The Ass Of Life
Photo via Brett Lieberman, Pennsyltucky Politics Chelsea Clinton was in town Friday night, and boy did she have a fabulous time! And why not: She hit all the gay bars in Center City, along with Ed Rendell and Rob Reiner. She even went to Tavern on Camac and Sisters! (Her pub crawl also included Woody’s and Bump. What, no Uncle’s?) When Chelsea was little, Rush Limbaugh called her ugly and everybody got mad at him. But nobody’s calling Chelsea unattractive now. “Chelsea, the gays love you,” shouted one gay person. “We love your highlights — you’re gorgeous baby!” said another, which prompted bisexual hottie Anne Dicker to say, “Maybe they’re swingers.” Sadly, Chelsea could not visit the now-closed Club Kama Sutra to find out.
You grab that ass of life, girl! Sadly, that woman has now been tracked down and fired from her job for grabbing Chelsea Clinton’s ass. Chelsea Clinton hits the gay bars in Philadelphia [Pennsyltucky Politics] |
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One of my classmates in college got a visit from the FBI for sending an email to Bill asking for a date with Chelsea (he then got elected to some student government position or other).
I like the feeling of asses of life in my anus.
Yeah, I believe ex-Gawker editor Jesse Oxfeld got fired from his student newspaper in college for making a joke about Chelsea the secret service didn’t like.
Forgot to mention he got elected by telling the FBI story over and over, including once in an intro web design (the internets for dummies or something) class. I didn’t vote for him because of his non-issues based campaign but her still won.
He said the FBI asked his roommate if he was obsessed with Chelsea and had photos of her that he whacked off to or something.
I’m with Rush, she was ugly, and is “still” ugly.
Does anyone have photos of Chelsea Clinton in a bikini?
To you dear mine CHELSEA CLINTON,
You love me, I love you. I will marry you.You will always have a good fuck with me.So Beautiful you are,you dear mine CHELSEA CLINTON VICTORIA SEXY GIRL ENERGY, so nice that you are, I loved you, you loved me, I will marry you.I will be faithful to you. I have seen you dear CHELSEA CLINTON in Bikini, in a swimming costume in a swimming pool.
Be my wife, I accept to be your husband. I will ejaculate in you, we are going to have 3 children, me with you.
Faithfully yours,
GILBERT CISHAHAYO GOOD FUCKER NONZI