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N.J. Takes Candy From Babies
New Jersey Assemblyman Ralph Caputo is is drafting legislation to ban minors from buying energy drinks. Caputo says he is worried about caffeine’s effect on children. I assume energy drink prohibition for minors will be a lot like alcohol prohibition, with Red Bull speakeasies and armies of Protestant women destroying cases of Monster with axes. There is no word if Caputo knows children can get the same effect from drinking, say, three cans of soda as they can from drinking a Red Bull. And with how expensive that disgusting stuff is, I have to assume it might even be cheaper. State May Ban Minors From Energy Drinks [AP/NBC 10] |
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I like the feeling of red bulls in my anus.
This sort of grand standing should not be tolerated. Every actual study (not some fear mongering article with nothing but speculation backing it up) I saw found no particular danger in caffeine in children.
You can read more of my thoughts on my site http://www.patmcdermott.com
How much more control over our lives will we allow the government to take? Whatever happened to personal responsibility?
The GOVERNMENT!!!!