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Abridged Daily News ColumnistsJill Porter: Now that everybody loves Chelsea Clinton because she’s older and got plastic surgery, she should probably talk to the press. Or at least we should be allowed to joke about how her mom is pimping her out. Right? John Baer: Ahh, yes, the youth vote is what people always talk about before the election, then no kids vote at all. Flavia Colgan: No joking about Bill and HIllary — what’s up with that Colombian trade deal! Okay, so all of the above columns were fine. In fact, they were all so good enough that there wasn’t even really much to make fun of. Yes, sometimes that happens. (John Baer’s columns are usually the hardest to make fun of in a sentence or two.) And now… it’s time for… The Oppressed White Person Revue. Here’s your host, Christine Flowers! Christine Flowers: Ahh, yes, so after last week’s column where she called for the execution of juveniles and said that punching someone and having them die was the same morally as shooting that person with intent to kill — I want to know where she goes to church! — she returns to her favorite topic: The Duke rape case! Yes, the Duke rape (or, rather, lack of rape) has finally returned to Flowers’ column! The column’s pretty boring and is about how oppressed the white man is. Of course, she also says that the subway homicide wasn’t about race, the exact opposite of last week, when she wrote the cops should file hate crime charges. Boy, we white people sure have it tough keeping things straight. Of course, sadly, besides the Duke rape case mention, this column wasn’t even out there. Geeze, guys! Flowers writes about the Duke rape case and doesn’t really say anything of note and Jill Porter makes an argument that’s not about candy disguised as crack. Most boring Abridged Daily News Columnists ever. |
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Stop being deliberately obtuse.
You need to brush up on sarcasm.
The real deal is that SEPTA riders will start arming themselves and you won’t have to worry about “the execution of juveniles.”
The real point of course is that black demagogues like Sharpton get a free pass to harangue about race but let a white person say anything and they are called bigots or worse.
Get with the program.
I love how everything boils down to the duke rape case for Flowers. well, that and race.
When i started reading her weekly stool sample, it as like waiting for a punchline.
Wait for it.
wait for it.
wait for it.
YAAAAGH DUKE RAPE CASE YAAAAAGGGGH!
“I love how everything boils down to the duke rape case for Flowers. well, that and race.”
Here’s the punchline, cowboy, the Duke NOT rape case WAS ALWAYS ABOUT RACE. Them southerners are so hung up on white boys having sex with black women, they were too willing to believe the lying slut and her ambitious white lawyer. Even Al and Jesse joined the lynch party.
Now the falsely accused boys are getting even. Nifong is out of a job and other lawyers are measuring themselves for new suits.
How come them A & J vigilantes are not in Philly demanding an end to the subway attacks???
Can you say, Double Standard?