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The hell?
A recent study found that people who buy more than three pairs of sneakers a year are 61% more likely to have the qualities of a modern leader.
The hell?
“A heel automatically to me resembles power. In a heel you feel taller, stronger. And a flat always says ‘I’m comfortable with who I am.’”
No, really. What the hell?
Friends Roslyn, Janelle, and Michele were shopping for shoes:
“I’m looking for cowboy boots.”
(Durham): “What does that say about your personality?”
“I like to ride horses.”
Okay, that’s enough. This clearly is a prank story, placed on KYW 1060’s website in order to fool me and maybe a few other bloggers. Right? RIGHT???
Now I”m off to buy some running shoes, immediately turning me into an Olympic champion.
Some Local Residents Say More Shoes Mean More Confidence [KYW 1060]
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It’s hard-hitting journalism like this that keeps the government from steamrolling our civil liberties.
more hos mean more confidence.
Ask any 8 year old and they will tell you that new sneakers automatically make you run faster and jump higher. It’s just fact.