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Experts: 100% Of Philly.com Readers Racist
Let’s play a game today, shall we? Philly.com’s lead story right now is about after-school policing on SEPTA. (30 new cops!) I haven’t written much about the subway attacks despite being a regular subway rider (from Center City!) because it’s a SEPTA story I can’t really blame SEPTA 100 percent for. And that’s no fun. We all care about El safety now because a white person died, so SEPTA is adding 30 cops to police the subway between 2 and 5 p.m. (How many will be at York-Dauphin station, I wonder.) Philly.com currently has it as its lead story and (oh no) they are allowing people to write comments. After yesterday’s Sierra Leone boy/Chris Wheeler fiasco, one can only assume roughly 200 percent of the comments posted to this story will contain code words old white people say because they can’t say “nigger” in polite society anymore. Aww, too bad, white people! Anyway, let’s track this comment thread throughout the day. it’s already at a critical mass where I believe comments will start to be deleted, and then people will cry censorship and wah wah wah. It’s like the Courier-Post comments section all over again! SEPTA to increase after-school policing on subway [Inquirer] |
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I especially like this one: “This b****s**** is ebyond sensless, and it needs to stop.”
Big fan of extra letters? Bulllshitt
I like this one, which unintentionally (I hope) captures the original sense of the word “ghetto,” and the associated pogroms.
The entire Market St. East corridor needs to be redone and the ghetto element needs to be move elsewhere. The intense ghetto flavor increases the likelihood of a continuing violent crime wave.
I expect random internets folks to be racist, but I am surprised to see them advocating ethnic clensing.
Ethnic cleansing is nothing. There are also calls for forced sterilization, torture, public execution, and good old fashioned lynchings.
SEPTA could start piping STP, Green Day, Presidents on certain days and on others. Frank Sinatra, Neal Sedaca, Chet Atkins, The Carpenters, The Temptations, and other assorted big band music in the Concourse level and in the Gallery.
But do it long enough, all the stores in the Gallery will close on their own or every person walking around the mall will have their own iPod.
I had a popsicle once that could only be described as “Intense Ghetto Flavor.”