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Bra/Wallet Combo To End Poverty
The Daily Pennsylvanian reports on a great new product, in as much as it involves breasts: The Brallet! It’s a combo breast enhancer and wallet so you can have bigger boobs and hold your ID to get into a club and impress a dude with your bigger boobs. The product, conceived by first-year MBA student Sara Tenenbein, is the lead in a story about the Wharton Business Plan Competition. “Other ideas range from socks designed for below-knee amputees [so, mittens?—dmac] to new social networking technology,” the DP writes. Oh, yeah, and then there’s this other semifinalist proposing low-cost healthy food for diabetics in India. “India is becoming the diabetic capital of the world,” said a team member. But forget that — it has nothing to do with breasts. |
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Odd. I use these things called ‘pockets’ instead. Does wanting smaller boobs and not owning a purse mean I hate America?
No, it means you’re pro-saving India from diabetes.