Leftovers: Arlen Specter, Hero

• Hey, look! Arlen Specter convinced NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell to leak a memo to the press saying he’ll crack down on cheating. Now Specter can move on to other important functions of a Senator like making sure the soccer balls of the Kixx are properly inflated. [Hashmarks]

• Will Bunch says Hillary’s secret weapon is Michael Nutter convincing white people it’s not racist to vote for Hillary. Or maybe black people telling Ed Rendell it’s not racist to vote for Barack Obama. Or maybe white people teling Hillary Clinton to tell Sam Katz it’s not racist to vote for Michael Nutter. I’m not really sure. [Attytood]

• Don’t worry, funk fans! Although the Girard development between 11th, 12th, Chestnut and Market is being developed, the Funk-O-Mart has safely moved already. (I think.) Anyway, Inga Saffron tells the dude who wants to build a Superblock there not to screw it up. (See: Penn’s ‘Superblock.’) [Inquirer]

• Salon asks: Does Obama Girl help Obama? Philadelphia Will Do asks too many questions to list in response. [Barely Political]

• Drexel is going to have its own police force! Oh, Goodie. [Associated Press]

• And some woman in Western Pennsylvania was shot over or during a haircut. [Tribune-Review]