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Hillary Finally Wins A Primary State
Well! It appears Barack Obama’s fat line of hope and change was cut with too much baking soda. Yesterday, Hillary Clinton won Texas and Ohio, ending her 44-state losing streak and somehow putting her right back in the race. Barack Obama still leads the delegate count, but now Clinton is going to win the nomination and Obama is going to end up voting for 100 More Wars McCain. (He clinched up the GOP nomination nom yesterday.) On the democratic side, though, everyone’s still going to fight on, even Mike Gravel! (Gravel is now campaigning on his plan to make all laws be done by national vote. This would mean public school teachers would teach creationism and the incorrect solution to the Monty Hall problem while all gay people are in jail.) Anyway, since Clinton, Obama and Gravel remain in the race, that means only six weeks to Pennsylvania! Oh, boy, I cannot wait ’til the television ads start and Michael Nutter is called the worst person ever for being a black dude supporting Hillary. Oh wait! I’m sure that second one has already happened. In more important “winning” news, the Phillies have won the Braves’ respect. |
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2008 Pennsylvania Primary, 2008 Presidential Primaries, April 22, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Mike Gravel, National Votes
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this is nonsense smearing Gravel who is the only responsible and trustworthy candidate. The USA is in deep trouble if delusional persons exist with these troubled opinions about good, honest, worthwile persons who have real inteligent solutions for our troubled world. People live in the dark ages because of TV and Gravel is a renaissance leader like Charlamagne was, who made a end to the dark age and brought forth creativity and beauty to society once again.
I agree with the other poster here. Gravel is the best candidate running right now. He has a proven track record (read: experience), he is truly a representative of the average citizen and he has great PROGRESSIVE ideas, unlike Clinton and Obama, who have positions that are only microscopically removed from one another and are going to be at the beck & call of lobbyists. As much as most people think Obama is not getting contributions from special interests, it really isn’t the truth. He is getting about 70% of his contributions from big business.
Gravel is clearly the best candidate left and the only one who hasn’t sold his soul.