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WaPo Prints ‘Cokehead’ Obama Quote!

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Hells yeah, Barack Obama knows how we roll. Er, I mean: I was thinking of starting to reference Obama as “cokehead” in posts, hoping that his supporters would come to the comment, call me a jerk and then I would calmly retort with information about drug policy reform and we’d all learn an important lesson.

I ended up not doing this because it’s stupid. But it doesn’t matter, because the Washington Post printed a quote calling Barack Obama a “former cokehead”:

Erick Erickson, editor of the blog RedState, wrote that voters should be wary of “the liberal anti-gun former cokehead whose feminist wife hates America.”

Yeah! You tell ‘em…uh, blog editor Erick Erickson! This quote comes from Howard Kurtz’ column about how the liberal media is letting Obama off the hook for worshiping the wrong God, hating America and smoking crack with former Howard Stern personality Crackhead Bob. Glenn Greenwald is very angry about this column, as usual.

I wouldn’t piss off the cokehead/former cokehead voting bloc, though. I have seen mirrors with text on ‘em: “I’m a cokehead, and I vote!”

Oh, and Obama’s friend or backer or something — but not Barack Obama — goes on trial today for bribery; Obama could actually be called to the stand! Yeah, that’s a little better of a scandal, though things are going to have to heat up if he wants to catch Walnuts McCain’s wacky scandal of wanting 100 more years in Iraq and fewer jobs in America.

  1. dmac Says: Mar 3 11:28 AM

    Jim at Wonkette’s current away message is a quote from Kurtz: “Is Barack Obama protected by a special suit of armor–one that fits only African Americans?”

  2. thope Says: Mar 3 1:30 PM

    damn racist suits of armor.

    ::shakes fist::

  3. Murpho Says: Mar 3 3:17 PM

    If Barack Osama is a former cokehead that is reason enough not to vote for him. (He is also an Oprah product and that bitch gave us Dr. Phil so Osama must be bad.) When you have former cokeheads as president you have them invading countries that don’t need invading.
    We need another pothead as president, since the only trouble they get in is sex with ugly interns.

    What we really need is someone like Ron Paul!

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