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Mar

3

Comments Are Back; Ron Paul Returns!

RONPAUL

Hey, now that the comments are back, might as well quote The Onion on Ron Paul:

One assassin told pollsters that he is still hopeful that Congressman Ron Paul (R-TX) will be elected in November. However, even if Paul fails to win the presidency, the respondent fully intends to carry out his plans to stab Paul to death in December.

Ha ha! Get ready, Onion, for the inevitable hate mail and online columns denouncing you.
 
dmac | 2:41 PM | 0 Comments
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