Leftovers: News For The Mature Reader

• Some place in Pennsylvania is running billboards that say Crispy Frickin’ Chicken and people are upset. Good thing they don’t have any Cluck-U Chicken billboards up. Also, to localize this story, I drew a penis on the image. [AP/NBC 10]

• Former Fox 29 newsman Rob Guarino is writing a novel in the “weather-mystery” genre. (Does that just mean the killer is Hurricane Schwartz? Bolaris would make more sense.) Like Hemingway, Faulkner and the writer of the Book of John, Guarino will be asking for suggestions from his fans. [Phillygossip]

• I really enjoyed this headline from yesterday: “At City Hall Ceremony, Nutter Praises Black History Month Founders.” And why isn’t there a class on Black History Month’s founders in the public school system? [KYW 1060]

• Hey, hundreds rioted in Reading yesterday! [Reading Eagle]

• Lead of the day, from The Evening Sun (in Hanover): “Maybe the theory comes from cartoons, but it’s generally believed that dogs and mailmen are archenemies. That theory was tested Wednesday in West Manheim Township. ” [Evening Sun]