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Abridged Daily News Columnists

I’m so excited about posting working this time that I’m going to do two days of ADNC!

Thursday
Michaerl Smerconish: Ha, ha, remember when Ronald Reagan essentially tried to steal the Republican presidential nomination? Oh, well Hillary Clinton won’t do that.

Stu Bykofsky: Neat, people doing nice things for cancer patients.

John Baer: Much like random Internet commenters, your friends and random dudes in bars, the media loves Barack Obama and is really annoying about it. (Just wait ’til a bunch of octogenarians start crowding the street for Republican candidate WALNUTS! McWars.)

Wednesday
Jill Porter: The word bitch, bitches!

Phil Goldsmith: “Me, Fidel Castro and my congas.”

John Baer: Hey, Hillary didn’t do well in the debate either.

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