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Center City Wawa To Close
Noooo! Kirsten Henri reports the Wawa in the Dorchester is closing by the end of the week! Okay, so the one on Chestnut is about the same distance from the office, and it’s nicer… but by the end of the week, we’re going to have one fewer Wawa than we originally did. Wawa spokesperson Laurie Bruce says there is no secret plan to close all the Wawas in the city limits without gas stations, despite the rumors. (But of course.) I have to believe the one at 10th and Walnut is safe. It better be, Wawa! Protip: I usually go to The Foodery (10th and Pine) and the Serv-Rite Deli (10th and Locust) anyway, but neither are open 24 hours. |
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Foodery ftw!
HEY GLADIATOR MANIACS READ THIS:
Technical difficulties with the back end, much like the gay porn star robbers. The Daily News went with Breaking & Entering, which is okay, I guess. Phawker used Turd Burgulars, which is pretty good. It also made it on to Perez Hilton, who doesn’t really make any assfucking jokes. Because he’s gay, I guess? I dunno. I’m sorta over ‘em now, though they’re sure-fire winners for stand-up comedians.
So, yes, this is the kind of commentary you’re missing due to technical difficulties, which I am trying to fix. Hopefully soon.
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The answer is yes.