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Possible Demon Arrested, Charged

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There is now more information on the area’s demon infestation; authorities in Bucks County revealed more info over the weekend about one of the possible demon vandals. Sandralee Banks-Kastrup, 40, was arrested Thursday night was undergoing a psychiatric evaluation.

The Bucks County Courier Times was nice enough to print all the weird shit she said:

Inside the court on Trenton Road in Middletown, Banks-Kastrup questioned why officers weren’t arresting other people in the court lobby for “killing Brittany.” She told three retail theft suspects who were in handcuffs on a nearby bench that she was God and her daughter was the mother of Jesus Christ.

She repeatedly asked police to take off her handcuffs, but was told that rules of procedure require suspects to be handcuffed during arraignment. “I don’t care about your rules; I made the rules,” she responded curtly.


Nice use of the word “curtly.” No new word on her or any of the other demon vandals. There were, however, other signs of new Satan infestations:

Falls police said they’re increasing patrols at all the churches in that township after a man wearing a sweater with occult symbols warned the pastor of St. Joseph the Worker Church to get back inside the church after Mass. Police also said a woman in black goth-style clothing was begging for money in the church parking lot. And on Sunday, officers received several reports of thefts from vehicles in the church parking lot off New Falls Road.

May the witch hunt for the wearers of “black goth-style clothing” commence.

Update, 3:31 p.m.: Oh, one of the commenters on the Courier piece also sheds some light on the justice system and Main Stream Media’s pro-demon bias.

AMEN!! So now, who did I offend by that statement?? Any of you other “Demons” out there have any comments? I guess you’ll say that she is being profiled, or I mean discriminated against. Blah, it’s ashame if she is truely crazy, one may never know. But she needed to be caught and now needs to take responsibilty for her actions. Unless again for you “Demons” out there, it wasn’t her fault and it was someone elses. I guess the churches shouldn’t have been there at the time of her actions, huh? One caught, who knows how many left to go……. GOD bless the police forces of our townships. Bravo!!!!

Church vandal suspect charged [Bucks County Courier Times]

  1. 207 Says: Feb 25 3:13 PM

    are you sure she didn’t say “Leave Britney alone!!!”?

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