Clinton Supporter STABS Obama Backer!

The Daily News reports today that — this was Will Bunch’s final prediction, I believe — political elites in Philadelphia are being courted by various Clinton and Obama supporters.

It’s fitting, then, that political have-nots are also debating whether to vote for Clinton or Obama. (Here’s a t-shirt of the attached image.) While the political elites woo favor with promised and money and puppydogs, the plebs have to use a more brute force approach. In Montgomery County, two brothers argued about Clinton and Obama ’til the Clinton supporter stabbed the Obama supporter. (The Obama supporter, Sean Shurelds, was allegedly choking the Clinton supporter first.)

Hillary’s camp is sure getting desperate. Obama looks like a shoo-in for the Democratic nomination anyway, and it’s not like 28-year-old Jose Ortiz (the alleged stabber) would be able to help Clinton’s cause anyway. KYW 1060 reports he’s a registered Republican. The knife the Clinton supporter stabbed the Obama dude with was found in the dishwasher, which is probably some sort of sexist commentary on a woman’s place in society.