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Pedophiles Stealing Your Wireless!

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Ohh, no, are pedophiles tapping your wireless? Are rapists stealing your water? Are mobsters watching your television? Are identity thieves putting moths in your closet? Are… dudes… holding giant chainsaws outside of your house searching for wireless somehow? Where are these other stories, Inquirer?

(By the way, I could see this story exploding nationally if AP picks it up. Please, guys, do it!)

  1. chrissmari Says: Feb 7 9:50 AM

    whoa springfield!

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