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Larry Kane Is Serious About NFL Results

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Hey, you know how Arlen Specter is going to destroy the NFL for the benefit of Comcast or whatever? Yeah, well he’s taking his damn Congressional time on it, still not having talked to NFL commish Roger Goodell.

Specter says he’s tried to call, but maybe Goodell gave him a wrong number or something. The NFL sez Goodell will meet with Specter in sunny Hawaii, during the Pro Bowl, perhaps? Fortunately, Specter says all of this could lead to Congressional hearings, which is just a-okay with Television Legend Larry Kane who writes on his magical blog that Specter is right and people attacking him are incorrect. He also begins a paragraph like this:

Also, sports fans.

Anyway, if you head over to Larry Kane’s blog, try to be nice and coherent. Inane comments may fly on the blog of a 12-year-old like myself, but Kane is having a little problem with Hitler comments. No, really:

After the football game, I checked my email and was shocked to find some notes that had come through this website. They were from people who listened to my rather tame conversation on the radio earlier in the day. The language was so foul and hateful, it surprised even me, a veteran of 50 years in newsrooms. The reference to my religion were disgusting.

Welcome to the Internet, Larry! That’s all it is: Anti-semites, racists and porn. Ain’t technology grand?

  1. Melvin Says: Feb 5 7:23 PM

    Who is Larry Kane?
    I have never heard of him and I work in TV.

    I get it Television Legend must be some sort of joke. Funny internet blogger! Ha ha! Call some guy who was one some TV station somewhere once a Television Legend even if he does not have the fame of famous lesbian news anchor Sue Simmons. We get the joke now he is called Television Legend since he is not one or a famous lesbian news anchor who does groundhog impressions and is mentioned in a Fountains of Wayne song. The Internet is funny. Yay internet! Yay humor! Yay bands from New Jersey! Yay Sue Simmons! Yay lesbians!

    Sorry we got confused since we were thinking of lesbians. Yay lesbians!
    Where did this Larry Kane ever appear on TV?

  2. Melvin Says: Feb 5 7:30 PM

    Who is Larry Kane?
    I have never heard of him and I work in TV.

    I get it Television Legend must be some sort of joke. Funny internet blogger! Ha ha! Call some guy who was one some TV station somewhere once a Television Legend even if he does not have the fame of famous lesbian news anchor Sue Simmons. We get the joke now he is called Television Legend since he is not one or a famous lesbian news anchor who does groundhog impressions and is mentioned in a Fountains of Wayne song. The Internet is funny. Yay internet! Yay humor! Yay bands from New Jersey! Yay Sue Simmons! Yay lesbians!

    Sorry we got confused since we were thinking of lesbians. Yay lesbians!
    Where did this Larry Kane ever appear on TV?

  3. Don Leuthy Says: Jan 28 4:03 PM

    lease have Larry contact me with regards t0 a Golf outing

    Don Leuthy
    PGA Professional
    215-873-9110

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