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Endorsement Dissent: Ron Paul For President

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Today, PW endorses Barack Obama, a move so unsurprising the editorial has to mention it in the first sentence. Obama did coke and is kinda sorta for decriminalizing marijuana, he seems like a nice guy, I can relate to him, so he’s clearly a stellar candidate.

However, if you have learned one thing about me from reading this blog for God knows how long, it’s that I act selfishly. And what is more selfish than to vote based on merely who provides the most entertainment to me, annoying, lazy blogger? That’s right: I want you to vote for Ron Paul.

If it were up to me, I’d encourage you to vote for the gold-loving Ron Paul for king, but Ron Paul loves the constitution so much he wouldn’t accept the position of king. And the only candidate for actual change in the race — this is actually true, sadly — has a shot to get 10-20 percent in Alaska despite a near blackout by the Main Stream Media. And he loves gold! Who doesn’t love gold? No one I know, that’s for sure.

Ron Paul wants to get rid of social security and the IRS and the military and close off our borders and murder all the abortion doctors and let us do all the drugs we want (though, oddly, he never mentions this last one). He also is against the Civil War, which means the Union League cannot support him. Ron Paul for King President! What could possibly go wrong?

Wait, don’t answer that.

  1. friendlynerd Says: Feb 4 3:24 PM

    Oh god! They just get better!

    Can you just make it your full time job to photoshop RP into different mythical characters?

  2. Watcher Says: Feb 4 3:44 PM

    King/president? I think it’ll be a hoot to see him be the head of the Federal Reserve or the IRS… or both at the same time! That would fix things and make it very interesting. Go ahead GOP, elect anyone you want. Paul will be in control!

  3. Ass Face Says: Feb 4 4:14 PM

    Daniel McQuade you give me hope. I thought people like you (no critical thinking ability) wouldn’t have a job. But I guess as long as a person has this monkey see monkey do type mentality then I guess they can become pretty much anything. I guess you have an edge with your l33t photoshop skillz tho.

  4. Ed Caspers Says: Feb 4 4:23 PM

    Dear Daniel,

    In Answer to your Indorsement Dessent:

    It would very much benifit those with their
    OUT TO LUNCH brains to better inform yourself of Dr. Paul’s true positions so you can have the kind of leadership that America needs.
    You can go on non-thinking and loving and longing
    for your Interdependant top down Socialist Sesspool Government until you choke on it. That is what it is going to do to you.

    Thank You Well Informed,Ed

  5. friendlynerd Says: Feb 4 4:25 PM

    Quick, why can’t a Paultard put together a coherent sentence?

    No punchline, I seriously want know.

  6. sidarta Says: Feb 4 4:33 PM

    Glad that you are willing to spice things up and are not concerned about the catastrophe that all the journalists fear: their predictions going wrong.

  7. Double D Says: Feb 4 4:36 PM

    It would benefit you to know how to spell benefit, Ed Caspers.

    As for Ron Paul … wow, a whole 10-20 percent in Alaska. Maybe Ted Stevens will get on the “Series of Tubes” with the rest of the Ron Paul lunatics and lend support.

  8. Watcher Says: Feb 4 5:06 PM

    “Paultards”, “Ron Paul lunatics”… why do people say such things, really?
    Is there something wrong with Paul’s ideas, his constitutional views?
    I’d like to hear reasons against Paul.

  9. friendlynerd Says: Feb 4 5:10 PM

    It’s really not as much about him as it is about his spambot supporters giving him a bad rep.

    Case in point: this website. RP has become a running joke because some very light humor turned into RP supporters foaming at the mouth and saying the most vile, ridiculous things.

  10. David Says: Feb 4 6:11 PM

    I think it’s something more like this, Ed:

    Quickly! Why can’t a paultard put together a coherent sentence?

    No punchline, I seriously want to know.

    Paultards know your first sentence was actually two sentences. And you left our something on the last one. And “paultard” is not a proper noun, so it shouldn’t be capitalized. President Ron Paul is, and will be.

  11. Double D Says: Feb 4 6:22 PM

    Well said, David … until your last line. Then you completely voided all of your grammatical points with a ridiculous statement completely detached from reality.

    Ron Paul supporters like you are like a receiver who does a touchdown dance on his own 10-yard line. Cover the next 90 yards, then do the dance.

  12. mketcher Says: Feb 4 8:33 PM

    Ron Paul is the only politician to bring honesty, integrity, and authenticity to the presidential campaign. All of the others, including Obama, are shills for the corrupt political establishment.

    For a great satire on the president, the mainstream media, and the war on terror, see this YouTube music video from the international award-winning zombie musical feature film, “Song of the Dead.” (www.songofthedead.com)It’ stars horror movie veteran Reggie Bannister (Phantasm, Wishmaster, Bubba Ho-tep) as the president of the U.S. The filmmaker, Chip Gubera, is giving a share of his profits from DVD sales to the Ron Paul campaign. Go to:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQmkkoxSKYw

  13. mketcher Says: Feb 4 8:34 PM

    Ron Paul is the only politician to bring honesty, integrity, and authenticity to the presidential campaign. All of the others, including Obama, are shills for the corrupt political establishment.

    For a great satire on the president, the mainstream media, and the war on terror, see this YouTube music video from the international award-winning zombie musical feature film, “Song of the Dead.” (www.songofthedead.com)It’ stars horror movie veteran Reggie Bannister (Phantasm, Wishmaster, Bubba Ho-tep) as the president of the U.S. The filmmaker, Chip Gubera, is giving a share of his profits from DVD sales to the Ron Paul campaign. Go to:
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQmkkoxSKYw

  14. Sean Says: Feb 4 9:39 PM

    Watcher,

    Thank you for informing me that I, as a Ron Paul supporter, am foaming at the mouth. I must have rabies. Thomas Jefferson must have had rabies when he wrote the Declaration of Independence and likewise James Madison when he wrote the Constitution. I am glad to know it. Now I can go get some shots in my stomach, lose the rabies, and become a warmongering economic illiterate murderer of innocent foreign civilians. Now I giggle as our para-military police units imprison people for non-crimes. Now I can guiltlessly spy on people, search them without warrant, kidnap and torture them. To think I was once aginst all of those things just because I had rabies! To think that I was unable to be light-hearted like you! Soon my stomach shots will cure me and I will have a good chuckle when we invade Iran or Pakistan. Well, now I know not to hang around with any of those squirrels at UPenn.

  15. Sean Says: Feb 4 9:40 PM

    Watcher,

    Thank you for informing me that I, as a Ron Paul supporter, am foaming at the mouth. I must have rabies. Thomas Jefferson must have had rabies when he wrote the Declaration of Independence and likewise James Madison when he wrote the Constitution. I am glad to know it. Now I can go get some shots in my stomach, lose the rabies, and become a warmongering economic illiterate murderer of innocent foreign civilians. Now I giggle as our para-military police units imprison people for non-crimes. Now I can guiltlessly spy on people, search them without warrant, kidnap and torture them. To think I was once against all of those things just because I had rabies! To think that I was unable to be light-hearted like you! Soon, however, my stomach shots will cure me and I will have a good chuckle when we invade Iran or Pakistan. Well, now I know not to hang around with any of those squirrels at UPenn.

  16. jeremy Says: Feb 4 9:56 PM

    2008 FEC report-total Military contributions received as of Feb. 1 2008

    Pro War Republicans Romney, Mccain, Huckabee combined
    $133,409; 649 donors

    “Anti-war” Democrats (anti because clinton voted for it and wont even say it was a mistake, obama votes to fund it)
    $130,560; 647 donors

    and then there’s Ron Paul merely has gets more than all remaining candidates combined with
    $286,764 from 1349 donors.

    Maybe you should give paul a second look. just sayin.

  17. Lynn Says: Feb 5 12:10 AM

    Okay people, one more time: the name of the person who posted a comment comes AFTER said post. Got that?

  18. hvt Says: Feb 5 12:19 AM

    Paultards may not be able to put sentences together, but they sure can youtube.

  19. NH Says: Feb 5 2:54 AM

    He does NOT want to get rid of SS — he wants people to have a CHOICE.

    Paul supporters, unlike supporters of most other candidates, know the issues, know their candidate and are the most articulate when stumping for him.

    Apparently you have been living in a cave. hvt.

  20. badmedia Says: Feb 5 9:19 AM

    It’s called freedom, I guess you wouldn’t understand.

  21. Lars Says: Feb 5 2:12 PM

    If you want to know what Ron Paul really is all about (which you obviously don’t) then do a little research on a site with all the news about Ron Paul like http://www.WhatTheySayAboutRonPaul.com.

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