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Teaching Fourth Grade Does Really Suck
Authorities in Bucks County charged elementary school teacher Susan Romanyszyn with 17 counts of making terroristic threats. The 45-year-old allegedly put up multiple signs around the school threatening violence. Oh, and the reason for her anonymous threats? She was assigned to teach fourth grade instead of fifth. I can sort of understand that; in fifth you get to do the first “wear deodorant” talk. Plus you have to teach less because DARE is in your classroom once a week. I mean, who doesn’t like watching a police officer show you cocaine? The letters were also done in childish handwriting.
Bucks County DA Michelle Henry — could this be the famed “hot Bucks County prosecutor” immortalized in a Craigslist posting? — says she also planted a fake explosive device in a kid’s desk. Hey, it’s a teacher who’s finally not sleeping with a student. Teacher Accused Of Terrorizing Her School Out On Bond [NBC 10] |
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Link up the Craigslist post. Or at least summarize it.
I dont what other prosecuters there are, but damn dude…that chick is not fucking hot.
Best to keep your thoughts to yourself.
Sorry, thought I had linked it, musta forgot to. It’s linked now.
She’s hot, I’d fuck her… not the teacher, though, which might explain why she isn’t sleeping with students. Hey, maybe that also explains the terroristic threats! She’s frustrated cuz she isn’t getting any!