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Validation That Your Life Sucks
Hey, are you miserable today? Sure, even if you’re on some legal mind-altering pills, you might still be a little down. Well now you have some validation from a magazine with annoying slideshows using a pointless index of miserableness: We’re the 5th most miserable city in America!
Zzzzzzzzz… oh, I’m sorry, I’ve read “booed Santa Claus” so many times that my brain automatically shuts down when I see it. Anyway, the most miserable city in the country is Detroit, and number three is Flint. Eat it, Michigan, we’re way better than you! Meanwhile, Forbes‘ plan to get people to write about them has worked again with another stupid list. America’s Most Miserable Cities [Forbes] |
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At least Forbes named the Phanatic best Mascot. I thought Forbes was a financial company and not one that makes subjective lists.
Dear World,
WE BOOED SANTA CLAUSE IN 1968 DURING A 2 WIN SEASON!!! GET OVER IT ALREADY… IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!
Sincerely,
Philly
Dear World,
WE BOOED SANTA CLAUSE IN 1968 DURING A 2 WIN SEASON!!! GET OVER IT ALREADY… IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO FOR CHRIST’S SAKE!
Sincerely,
Philly
At least we’re less miserable than New York. Thank God for New York.
There’s no such thing as bad publicity, we just happen to get a lot of it.