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Let Us Now All Honor Barbaro
It was one year ago today that Barbaro, the horse people saw win a race on teevee once, was euthanized after breaking his leg entertaining rich people. Despite being dead, the soon-to-be-canonized noble steed healed several sick children just last week and also won the lottery. John McCain is considering him for the VP slot. Thanks to Barbaro, horses who race around an oval track no longer die all the time, global warming has been reversed and poverty has ended. Thank you, Barbaro, for gracing us with your presence, if only for a short time. I don’t think it’s any coincidence that your mission only lasted three years. A Lasting Peace [Daily News] |
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I suppose you couldnt throw in a shot at Ron Paul to bring in all the crazies at once?
Shame on you …
for not getting this post up before noon.
And some people think Philly worships anchor personalities too much.
I gotta say, I was disappointed the inky pointed to Deadspin’s making fun of the crazies, but not your making fun of the crazies. I was also hoping they’d put up some Barbaro erotic fan fiction.