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Lane, Booker Make Out On Dance Floor

BREAKING ALYCIA LANE NEWS MUST CREDIT PWD SIREN.GIF!!!

It appears noted Philadelphia power couple BookerLane are back in Philly and are… well, they are like 17 year sold, since they’re hanging out in Manayunk. I’ll let a Philadelphia Will Do I-Reporter explain via text message:

  • I’m at Grape Street Pub, No Code a Pearl Jam cover band is playing, and I’m standing in front of Chris Booker and Alycia Lane, and she hasn’t hit anyone, yet
  • She drinks vodka cranberry or something equally girly
  • O, they won’t stop making out, fuckers

After the jump, a Philadelphia Will Do bounty.


Ha ha, I have readers who go to Grape Street Pub. For a Pearl Jam cover band! Did they play “State of Love and Trust”? I love that song; I did it at karaoke the other day.

Anyway, did you see that? Chris Booker and Alycia Lane were making out on the dance floor. Since this was a pretty public event, I have to assume there are some high-quality camera phone snaps of Ms. Lane and her beau on the dance floor. If someone can get me an exclusive shot of them — well, exclusive for 15 seconds, but you know what I mean — on the dance floor making out, it’s $50 out of my pocket, no questions asked. This offer only good for the next … I dunno, whatever. Just somebody get me a photo of that. (No, you don’t get anything extra for getting a photo of my girlfriend and I making out on the dance floor of The Barbary.)

Chop chop, people!

Update, noon-ish: Ha ha, just kidding, you guys will give me that photo and do it for free! Now chop chop.

  1. Phillybits Says: Jan 27 1:01 PM

    “LEAVE ALYCIA ALOOOOOOOONNNEEEE!!!”

  2. firepixx Says: Jan 27 3:09 PM

    You have a girlfriend??

  3. rjwhite Says: Jan 27 3:56 PM

    (No, you don’t get anything extra for getting a photo of my girlfriend and I making out on the dance floor of The Barbary.)

    How about if we all chip in and give you fifty bucks we don’t ever get that?

  4. Vince Fumo Says: Jan 27 6:13 PM

    My private detective I hired with your tax dollars got me pictures of Alycia with her last 4 boyfriends. You’ll have to pay me a lot more than $50 for them, though… well, I could just go help myself to your taxes again but, wtf, been there, done that.

  5. Andy Says: Jan 28 12:18 AM

    Stern had Booker on briefly this week. He asked him if he could get his girlfriend to email him some pictures. Booker promised to go to Stern first with the story when they could talk about it, but to not believe everything you hear.

  6. Citizen Mom Says: Jan 28 11:45 AM

    They really must be 17-year-olds, since everyone in ‘yunk on Saturday night knew the REAL party was in the St. John’s church hall, at the beef n’ beer.

    Sayin’.

  7. Nick19128 Says: Jan 28 12:35 PM

    Since she’s been fired, I guess she’s stopped even pretending to care how to act in public.

  8. Weatherboy Says: Jan 28 10:42 PM

    There’s something ironic about a blog posting about the value of a Chris Booker / Alycia Lane photograph ….when the blog itself lifts my own photograph of the two without permission or compensation from my Myspace.

    Perhaps you should redeem yourself and take the $50 you value of such an image of those two and donate it to a charity of Alycia’s choice.

  9. Anonymous Says: Jan 28 11:55 PM

    I think Alycia should pay dmac $50 for running her picture on his blog.

  10. The hero Says: Jan 30 5:15 PM

    I was the one who saw them. My phone cam does not have a flash, so the pics were just black. I let you down, America

  11. john Says: Feb 7 9:44 PM

    ALYCIA’s pussy smells. She is a cunt anyway. Go fuck yourselves.\

    She is a cheap puerto rican low class mother.

  12. john Says: Feb 7 9:45 PM

    She is a cheap puerto rican low class too

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