Philadelphia Will Do  
 

Jan

25

Bizarre Sex, Chess Matches

It seems like no activity is safe from violence anymore. Submitted for your approval:

• In Westmoreland County, Pa., a chess game led to a man threatening to kill himself and shot someone in the ensuing scuffle. Alcohol was involved, the sun came up today, etc.

• Meanwhile, a York County woman died during what CBS 3 calls a “shocking sex act.” Har, har. She was electrocuted!

Police charging documents say Toby Taylor first said his wife was shocked by a hair dryer. But police say when burns were found, he told them he had clipped a cord to his wife and plugged it into an electric strip three or four times.

York County Coroner Barry Bloss calls it a case of “bizarre sex,” and says, “Even if you did it before, you have to know you could kill someone.”

Yes, you do have to know it could kill someone. Chalk it up to inadequate sex ed in our schools.
 
dmac | 2:26 PM | 0 Comments
Chess, Pennsylvania, Sex
 

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