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Alycia Lane: A Virgin At 23, Apparently
The best thing from the Phillymag’s novel about the Alycia Lane saga is most certainly this factoid on the fourth page about Lane:
Okay, so that should be what people will be talking about. There’s also such a dramatic ending: “Except that person was long gone. In her place was Alycia, out with her celebrity DJ boyfriend and a powerful radio exec, wearing that expensive black designer jacket, her makeup as perfect as it always was on-air, pulling out her iPhone and snapping shots of what she must have thought was news. And then she said the words that both begin and end the story of Alycia Lane, the words that describe who she had been, and had lost, that might actually sound somewhat poetic, in the desperate way that famous last words always are.” Stop! Enough, you had me until that last sentence. Coincidentally, Andy Reid’s lawyer was present for the creation of this story, too. No, really: Alycia Lane’s lawyer is Andy Reid’s lawyer. Nevermind then. (He’s actually quoted.) |
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This morning on the Booker show, Booker stated that his girlfriend basically has abandonment issues as men have cheated on her twice.
Not until she was 23???? Damn, she isn’t slutty enough for me then.
Boring! Wake us when she tries to drive into a canal.
Ok Now that I know she was a virgin until age 23 that explains why she is juming out of cars to take photos of cops doing their job and calling them a “pucking dyke”.
The reason why so many men are abandoniong her is because she is a very self-absorbed, self-centered piece of garbage who is a local celebrity for all th ewrong reasons.
She dates any man who can further her career
and I posted that tribute to her on our group homepage long before it became public knowledge.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PhiladelphiaNewsMedia/
I just hope she finds a job in another city and forces Chris Booker to quit his job to come live with her. I wonder what he will say then.
I can’t stand the sight of Skank Lane. To me she represents everything wrong with todays media.
WRZ
Ok Now that I know she was a virgin until age 23 that explains why she is juming out of cars to take photos of cops doing their job and calling them a “pucking dyke”.
The reason why so many men are abandoniong her is because she is a very self-absorbed, self-centered piece of garbage who is a local celebrity for all the wrong reasons.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PhiladelphiaNewsMedia/
She dates any man who can further her career
and I posted that tribute to her on our group homepage long before it became public knowledge.
I just hope she finds a job in another city and forces Chris Booker to quit his job to come live with her. I wonder what he will say then.
I can’t stand the sight of Skank Lane. To me she represents everything wrong with todays media.
WRZ