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All-Knowing God Now Giving Us Cancer
It wouldn’t take much to be more positive than this blog, but, yes, I believe this newspaper is entitled to call itself the Positive Image with a headline like that. At least the paper’s not called the Subject-Verb Agreement Times. As for God: This is just like that time he flooded the world as a gift. I guess He’s feeling the credit crunch just as much as the rest of us; either that, or not even He can get his hands on a Nintendo Wii. That’s what we all really want, right? |
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It’s also clearly not the Proper Use of Adverbs Times.
Read PositiveLY…Think PositiveLY…Become Positive.
Signed,
Grammar Nerd (who, yes, cannot do HTML tags)
The motto on the mast head (”Read Postive…Think Positive…Become Postive”) I find a bit worrisome. Is it encouraging risky sexual behaviour?