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Jan

11

Abridged Daily News Columnists

Jill Porter: The police shot something on New Year’s last year, too, but everybody sorta forgot about that. Maybe before next New Year’s we can have an advocacy campaign for not shooting your gun into the air like Saddam Hussein. Oh, we also get a nice use of the word thug here.

Elmer Smith: Our first ever photographic Abridged Daily News Columnists entry!

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Hey, look, the media’s interviewing Lynne Abraham’s cat! Oh, also, there’s a conspiracy to stop Seth Williams from becoming The Official DA Of The Internet.

Christine Flowers: Ooh, good, Flowers! You know how I get if I don’t get my daily dose of nonsense in the morning. Apparently Barack Obama (presidential candidate) and Alycia Lane (alleged cop puncher) have things in common. So it’s a nice shoe-horned in metaphor that clearly wasn’t re-written after Hillary won in New Hampshire.
 
dmac | 8:30 AM | 4 Comments
Christine Flowers, Daily News, Elmer Smith, Seth Williams
 
  1. Rob I. Says: Jan 11 10:21 AM

    How could you NOT have LOLcatted that photo?

    Shame.

  2. mike Says: Jan 11 11:10 AM

    I hate lolcats, but that’s a good point.

  3. Phillybits Says: Jan 11 1:08 PM

    I Lolcat’d Alycia Lane. It has turned out to be my most popular picture with over 1500 hits.

  4. Noli Lacrimare Says: Jan 12 2:49 PM

    “So it’s a nice shoe-horned in metaphor that clearly wasn’t re-written after Hillary won in New Hampshire.” D-Mac

    “But despite his setback in New Hampshire, the Obama phenomenon seems to be still alive and definitely kicking.” Flowers

    Clearly, someone was not reading carefully. The point is clearer, however, that being a superstar is not a qualification for president.

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