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Dennis Kucinich Finishes Second!
Noted UFO enthusiast, presidential candidate and little person Dennis Kucinich isn’t expected to make much of a showing in Iowa tonight. (Did you hear? We’re electin’ a president already!) In the latest poll, Kucinich is at 1 percent. To put it in perspective, on the Republican side, Ron Paul polls at 10 percent. He doesn’t have that much to fear, though. In a caucus of kids at Central High School, little Dennis finished second! Barack Obama won the caucus, which KYW 1060 reported by getting quotes like, “So it’s interesting to note Hillary’s slippage among potential voters here at Central and how that’s going to play out across the rest of the nation.” Okay. Joe Biden finished third place, which is pretty much even funnier than Kucinich finishing second. |
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So it was a Democratic caucus?
just goes to show you kids are smarter than their parents when it comes to picking a candidate. well, aside from making barack first.
If they were smart, they would’ve chosen Ron Paul, you dumbass!