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Ron Paul Supporters Invade Annual Popular Transvestite Parade
Hey, so photographer R. Bradley Maule of Phillyskyline sent me the above photograph — PLUG: He probably still has calendars for sale, featuring my birthday! — taken during the Mummers Parade yesterday. Ron Paul didn’t have a whole fancy brigade or string band — though I hear his supporters tried to hijack, ahh, let’s say, Aqua String Band — but he did have some supporters who were, no doubt, made of gold.
Meanwhile, some website called infowars.com put up a whole article about me and how I made fun of Ron Paul possibly being assassinated in this blog post. The post is headlined “Philly Blogger Pokes Fun at Possibility of Paul Assassination,” and it is sufficiently hilarious to warrant that headline.
Hey, hey, infowars.com! Just because I made fun of your little article about the mass media or whoever assassinating Ron Paul doesn’t mean I think ol’ Ronnie’s a racist. Or, really, whatever. Also, he brought up George Wallace first. The article then goes on and on and I kinda lost interest but there’s a couple good lines at the end.
Fine, if Ron Paul gets killed by an assassin I’ll donate $100 to infowars.com. You guys aren’t allowed to do the job yourself, though; that would be cheating. Ron Paul for king! I made this post while sleepwalking. |
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you’re not too funny or bright
I agree. Dumb article and completely disrespectful of a presidential candidate.
ron PAUL!
born in babalonya, moved to arizona
RON PAUL
D-Mac I agree
Furthermore,
Hey Thanks for taking our pic, but please don’t say we invaded, we are non-interventionists you know? Merely spreading the word, on how peace, justice, liberty and prosperity is your divine right. Again thanks for the exposure.
What’s the over/under on comments to this post by day’s end? 35?
“Hey Thanks for taking our pic, but please don’t say we invaded, we are non-interventionists you know?” See now this is actually funny, awesome.
Ron Paul supporters are everywhere, because
people are disgusted with politics as usual and want someone with honesty, integrity, and authenticity. For a great satire on the president, the mainstream media, and the war on terror, see this YouTube music video from the international award-winning zombie musical feature film, “Song of the Dead.” It’ stars horror movie veteran Reggie Bannister (Phantasm, Wishmaster, Bubba Ho-tep) as the president of the U.S. The filmmaker, Chip Gubera, is giving a share of his profits from DVD sales to the Ron Paul campaign. Go to:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQmkkoxSKYw
Yay! More humorless Ron Paul tools have responded!
If the unkempt guy in the beard and the 6-3, 120-pound guy in the picture haven’t participated in a Renaissance Faire, I’ll eat my foot.
I’ll vote for Ron Paul if he promises to back the US currency with photos of Alycia Lane in a bikini.
Ugh… will these Paultards ever stop? It’s hilarious because their mind-numbing rhetoric has actually stopped many voters from taking Dr. Paul seriously. Ron Paul isn’t the problem… those psychotic cult leaders are.
You’re right, Anonymous. I would much rather have a guy like Ron Paul in the White House than Bush/Cheney, but his creepy followers have completely soured me and who-know-how-many others from DREAMING about voting for the guy.
Ya screwed up, Renaissance Faire workers.
ANOTHER REPUBLICAN FROM TEXAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG??????? USA! USA! USA!
I once worked as a Renaissance Fairy.
Doesn’t every calendar feature your birthday?
Ron Paul has two first names just like Ricky Bobby.
Several posts by readers have reported grossly inaccurate information to which I must respond. It is true that I am the runt of my family, but mketcher has shorted me by an inch and I suspect that my 205 lbs. may be greater than his weight. Additionally, the Alicia Lane deal is old news. We lined that up with Dr. Paul weeks ago.
I checked and Ron Paul is not a Texan. He grew up in the Pittsburgh area. He stayed in Texas after military service.
Speaking of grossly inaccurate … is it really all that tough to figure out who posted what on this comments page?
And since you are 205 lbs, I sincerely apologize for misjudging your height, Shawn Bradley.
I’ll take the over.
I saw the sign and checked out the website. He makes sense to me. He’s one of the few who were smart enough to vote against the Iraq war and he wants to stop it immediately. Sounds good to me. Hillary Clinton voted for it every chance she got. Obama voted against it but then voted for every funding and escalation afterwards. They both voted to allow Bush to bomb Iran. It seems to me that there are both Republican and Democratic neo-cons these days. I say stop the wars now and this Paul guy is okay with me even if he has two first names.
Anonymous can vote for Hillary. Bush quietly slipped a number of Clintonistas into his administration in 2007 as part of a jointly managed transition effort. Gotta preserve that legacy.
Giuliani=Hillary=Bush=Obama. They’re all part of the corporatist, government group of made people. Big government, big guns. Kill for God, kill for money, soak the masses and give them a little back as bread and circuses. Life is beautiful.
Giuliani=Hillary=Bush=OSAMA BIN LADEN
Oh, look, the Paulbearers are back. What a shock!
Ron Paul, 2008, FTW. We are tired of the lame stream media, the yellow journalism, the lies, the wars, the broken dollar, the identity politics and the military industrial complex. America is waking up to freedom and liberty. Its our last chance to have them again if we chose to walk with Ron Paul. If we don’t chose him, we will become more authoritarian and America will no longer be what the founders wanted it to be and it will become a hell on earth with a dropping standard of living.