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Happy New Year, Hungover Cube Drone!
Happy new year everyone! Screw you, 2007, and let’s move on to what is sure to be the greatest year in human history. I realize it is my job today to help guide your still hung over self through the hardest three-day week since, uh, last week, but I’m a little slow myself today, so give me a few minutes. Plus, the hamster that runs our server got crushed by a common Internet joke generator. In the meantime, check out Wikipedia’s page about our new friend 2008! This is the International Year of Planet Earth! How can you be disappointed to start a work week when it is your first week honoring Earth. (The International Year of Planet Earth, you’ll be happy to know, runs for three years. And Cyprus has already adopted the euro! Plus, we only have four more years to enjoy earth before Darren Daulton says the world is going to end. Live a little! |
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You mean last year wasn’t the year of Planet Earth, I am so greened out.
you know, i’m gonna feel like a fucking asshole if darren daulton is right.