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Alleged Perv Priest Apparently Found Me Ugly
Oh, yeah, that priest from Ryan who allegedly stole $900k and molested three students? I was an altar boy for him. I don’t actually remember much about the priest, Rev. Charles Newman, who was president of Archbishop Ryan High School and said mass at my parish, St. Martha. He actually never said much to us; everybody went to his masses because he said them fast. Anyway, yeah, so: The alleged molester priest did not molest me. Hooray! NBC 10 has the Archdiocese of Philadelphia’s statement on the issue; they confirm the abuse took place, pretty much. |
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“He actually never said much to us; everybody went to his masses because he said fast masses.”
ahh the wonders of coke….
Whoops, my edit messed up your quote of me. Alas.
“I don’t actually remember much about the priest”
Because you blocked out all the pervy memories.
You don’t remember much because he swallows, and you like it, and he’s got copies of Alycia Lane in a bikini, when she was 5.
I nominate EastChestnut for most fucked up comment of the year.