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Kerri-Lee Halkett Attempts To Regain City’s Attention
If you’re a more recent visit to this website, you might believe Alycia Lane is my favorite news anchor in the city. You’d be wrong. The news anchor thing goes back a while, but earlier this year Kerri-Lee Halkett was chronicled with Alycia Lane-like precision. (And, really, I can’t believe there isn’t a feature on Philadelphia Will Do called “Erin O’Hearnspotting.”) Halkett didn’t do anything like punch a cop, but she did hold off Vince Fumo’s advances (stay with me here) to eventually date NBC 10 anchor Jamison Uhler. Yesterday, Dan Gross reported the two have split, and Michael Klein says they’re just too busy to date. I’m not really sure what this means — that thing where you stop dating someone but still sleep with them? — but the 36-year-old Halkett said something about relationships and time and I dunno. Halkett is also apparently busy with a local “Dancing with Local Celebrities” event along with new Fox 29 weatherguy John Bolaris. No word on what other news anchors are included in this list of, uhm, celebrities. |
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Dancing With Local Celebrities, Fox 29, John Bolaris, Kerri-Lee Halkett, Philadelphia Pseudo-Celebrities
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I’m pleading with all - please don’t let Jennaphr Frederick know that there is a dancing with the local celebrities happening. Seeing her in the morning is bad enough but if she got a chance to show boat on this thing? Forget about it.
But the venue surely needs some butterface for the dinner rolls.
Have I mentioned how happy Monica Malpass is that the focus is off of her now, let’s hope she doesn’t screw up somewhere and she could be scot free of trouble for months.
Have I mentioned how happy Monica Malpass is that the focus is off of her now, let’s hope she doesn’t screw up somewhere and she could be scot free of gossip fodder for months.
Yes, you have. Twice now, actually.
I know a dude (20 years her junior) who did Monica Malpass’ in the butt. He wasn’t even trying to, shes the one who stuck it there. Crazy ho.